Three brave and mighty brews from Windsor and Eton have arrived to restore some order and impose a bit of civil obedience to The Bottled Beer Year.
So, stop all that messing about and pay attention!
The beers are - (from left to right)
Conqueror - (Black IPA)
Guardsman - (Oak crafted best bitter)
Knight of the Garter - (Golden ale)
I'll be sure to escape reprimand by giving each one a full feature over the coming weeks.
W&E - I salute you!